Excerpt #1
I saw the Hunters get up when we sparkled in and Cutesy said
"What are the Hunts doing here?"
"You know them?"
"Sure! Wall Street vultures. My dad's next of kin."
We giggled.
"The charming, world-renowned Countess of Ludgate, First Lady of Granby and her best friend, the beautiful Lady Rebecca, a.k.a.
Rebecca Warburg!"
"Hello Nelson, Lamar!"
"So there's no need to introduce everybody ....!" Sasha smiled and pointed his flat hand to the available chairs on his left. Our
waiters helped us with the chairs and then the gentleman took their seat as well. I was all ears.
"So you know Rebecca?"
"Since she was a teen, Lord Granby. Our family does business with her dad since ages."
"Is that so?"
"That brings me to something we found rather peculiar, Lord Granby."
"During our long talks, you haven't asked with whom we do our business."
"It might take you even more by surprise, when I say that I don't find that important at all. The fact that you're here, spending a day
with me, tells me that you must have been everywhere, telling the same story over-and-over again. I must say, your presentation was
perfect. Almost as rehearsed."
They chuckled.
"Furthermore, it surprises ME that you're here, taken the size of Granby Financial Services into consideration, versus the giants
lined-up on Bahnhofstrasse. That again tells me that you have not achieved your goals, yet." Sasha smiled.
"Let me tell you, Lord Granby, that we very well know to whom we're talking. Your fair-sized operation has an enormous potential,
you're just about to exploit in full. As already said, the coup you've landed in Japan and Africa, followed by lifting the Iron Curtain,
did more than raise eyebrows on Wall Street. You brought a fresh breeze into the old banking-structures, which most of the established
folks despise."
"I'm aware of that."
"No doubt you are, Lord Granby. .... Those folks don't like change and they hate the guts of people trying to teach old farts new
tunes."
"Very colourfully said, but true."
They chuckled again.
"As we know, you are a metal-buff yourself, not trusting paper. What would keep you from jumping on the already moving train?"
"I don't trust paper, because I don't trust the people printing it. I thought I made that clear. Fractional reserve banking has an
expiration date and one day, the entire system will have to be shredded."
"That's the time for precious metals, Lord Granby!"
"You don't honestly think, that when it comes so far that all currencies are shredded, anybody but the big six will be allowed to hold
ANY KIND of metal?!"
"Until then, we raise all ships with the tide."
"May JFK rest in peace. .... What if the tide is a tsunami?"
"We'll be seeing that coming."
"I tell you what'll happen and that is also the reason why I will not participate. .... The ones who finance your undertaking will
also be the undertakers of your funeral, because that's the game they play, over-and-over-and-over again and nobody seems to wise-up to
that con! I'm sorry to say, you are fools, trusting those bastards. If I was you, I'd see King Saud and others of his ilk. They have a
natural affinity towards metals, as you know, muslims are not allowed to hold interest-bearing papers, as their religion demands. ....
I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll be hedging your positions and end-up making billions only because you're in with the sharks. Sell calls
like it's going out of style." he grinned with confidence.
"So we spent the day in vain?"
"Not at all! Just look around! Besides, our kitchen is perfect!" Sasha grinned. "What I can guarantee you is, I'll have a word with my
co, Graf von Ardennen about the matter and let you know of its outcome in due course. He is lecturing at some University in Krautland,
an appointment made ages ago, I'm afraid."
"We heard that you'll be invited to the White House?"
"Tell Mildred I can't make it, when you see him."
"Milhouse."
"What did I say?"
"Mildred."
"I thought I did."
That did it.
"He's a punk."
"Well said, Nelson! .... Who had put'm in?"
"The people of the United States!"
"Next jokes, please!"
That did it again.
"Now it is clear what a brilliant president JFK was. I would have seen HIM any time, any place."
"Brilliant for the people."
"That's what matters, Lamar. Without the people, we won't exist! You feed your cow well to give you excellent milk! When do you lot
understand that?! .... Mind you, it can't be THAT complicated ....!"
"Now we begin to realise why all top-producers on Wall Street line-up to get a job at GFS."
"Have you seen my wife's NYC-pictorial in Vogue?"
"The fore- or the background action?" Nelson grinned.
"Both!" our husband grinned back.
"With THAT foreground it was hard to look anywhere else, Lord Granby."
"But somehow you must have noticed the ongoings in the background."
"We have a fag in bookkeeping. He spotted it."
"Now, THAT is hilarious!" Sasha laughed.
"He's a fan of yours!"
"Oops! .... Poor guy. .... Let's return to the background. .... Would you believe we had hundreds of unsolicited job-applications the
week after the edition was published? That tells you what the 'useless eaters' think about the 'big six'."
"No wonder, it was street-talk, Lord Granby."
"You hit the sweetspot!" Lamar added.
"Sorry I couldn't hit yours. Let's have dinner, gentlemen. What would you fancy? .... To eat, .... that is."
That did it.
"They have never heard anything like it." Cutesy whispered.
"I guess that the message will be forwarded already tonight."
"Including a down-to-the-fine detail description."
"You bet!"
"Congratulations on your rather impressive estate, Countess."
"Thank you Nelson. We like it here."
"It's all so convenient. You have everything at hand and within walking distance."
"We have a very competent team of architects, Lamar."
"We'd love to see your private quarters, if we may ...."
"You are invited to our daily nightcap, if you care."
"We gladly accept, Lord Granby."
"Ellen, please have a guest-suite in B5 made available to the gentlemen. I guess they'd like to freshen-up and make some phonecalls."
"That'd be wonderful, Lord Granby."
"If you'd like to stay overnight, feel free to do so. We'll be fetching your belongings from your hotel."
"That won't be necessary, but we understand that the family goes to L.A. via New York tomorrow. Would you mind, if we'd hitch a ride?"
"I understand, the Concorde is fully booked, but there'll be room on our 747. .... Is that so, Aysha?"
"Yes, my Lord. The hub is also available, but departure is in two hours, I'm afraid."
"I'd like the Hunts to leave with the last Beast, Aysha. In the meantime, somebody gets their belongings from the .....?"
"Dolder, Lord Granby."
"I heard it, my Lord."
"You do your stuff right now and be on time for the nightcap, Aysha."
"Absolutely, Countess. It won't take me more than five minutes to arrange things."
"Now run, Sweetie." I smiled and Madeleine giggled.
"You're still saying that, Darling?"
"It's hard to lose long-lasting habits, isn't it?"
"I always loved when you said it."
"So you're allowed back into the inner circle, Miss Feel?"
"How do you know Mr. Hunt?"
"It was one of the few successful attempts to shake the Granbys a bit. Tell me that you didn't know ....?"
"So you're saying that everything was a setup?" Madeleine asked angrily.
"Indeed it was. Mind you, we had nothing to do with it, we just heard it through the grapevine."
"They turned the World into a Kindergarten, Nelson."
"It always was, Lord Granby."
"Too true, Lamar."
"And you're set out to stop all that?"
"Indeed we are."
"Good luck!"
That did it.
We laughed for a different reason than the Hunts.
"We have been about everywhere, but an estate like this, we have never seen before, Countess." Lamar said when we were in the lobby,
waiting for the elevators.
"It's our little village by the lake."
"Really wonderful, Countess. .... The energy we felt on the estate and at the bank, foremost on the trading-desks, was impressive.
Everybody seemed to be so determined and absolutely sure of what they were doing."
"Everybody was hand-picked, Nelson."
"That shows."
"We're rather small and powerful than large and smelly. Banking is one thing where size is not everything. It can actually hinder
more than further its progress."
"How did you manage to hold the banking- and brokerage license at the same time?"
"Besides that this is Switzerland, we had to dig deep into the legals, Lamar!"
"To catch-up with you, they even want to abolish Glass-Steagall!"
"Good luck with that! They'll need another puppet to do it as Mildred has caused enough lasting destruction."
"Bretton-Woods was their biggest coup so far."
"Without it, the bomb would have exploded when the frogs wanted their gold and a lot more in exchange for their worthless dollars."
"They just can't deliver."
"Knox is empty."
"Yep! That's why we're riding silver." Nelson said when we entered an elevator.
"Because it's cheap, you think that the common man will jump on the train as well?"
"Yes!"
"Don't you see that you're used ....?! What do you do when the COMEX is limit down for days and spot silver slumps through the floor?"
"It'll come up again."
"Not when the six are regulating the pressure on the valves, my friends. Can't you see that they will not only make you poor, but also
the small guy in your slipstream or should I say 'slippery slimetrail'?"
"That's the worst scenario which will not happen, we're told."
"So, they're selling you an eternal bull market and you believe it?"
"It'll somehow level-out at a high price, Lord Granby."
"As inflation approaches double digits."
"Tough."
The gong went and we stepped out, being greeted by some of our soldiers.
"Good evening, lads!"
"Good evening my Lord and Ladies .... Countess ....!"
"Have a special eye on the family silver tonight! These are THE HUNT BROTHERS!"
That did it.
"How pretty and spacious!" Nelson said when we entered the salon, whilst our angels rushed to take our coats.
"We need some room for our sizeable family, Lamar." Sasha smiled. "Shall we sit outside?"
"Isn't it a little too chilly?"
"The terrace can be transformed into a conservatory by the push of some buttons, just recently built-in."
"Very nice!"
"That's what we thought too, Nelson!" Cutesy remarked.
"Your maids seem miniatures of your stunningly pretty wives, Lord Granby."
"They're like our children. We love them very much."
"Talking about children .... It is viewed with extreme worry that you'll be breeding hundreds of Granbys to lead future generations
....!"
"That's the plan."
"They're ancient and degenerated, old fools, dreaming their marxist pet-nightmares of a brave new 1984. .... Fools! They slept for too
long and now they're woken-up by a new age."
"The age of Granby."
"If you want to put it that way ....?"
"Yes!"
"I can tell you that it looks like, they'll be leaving you alone. No clandestine operations anymore."
"And we know why!" Sasha grinned victoriously as the children offered plonk. "We can end their reign with a snip of my fingers .... for
good. We took their general out, during a well-orchestrated counter-attack .... That's why. And be advised, we have more of the likes in
the bag."
"I know it, my brother Nelson knows it and the six know it too."
"I could live happily in co-existence for ever, but that'll be not good enough for them. They want the ultimate power and I have to
snatch it away, for humanity's sake."
"Are you ready to rule the World, like they are, Lord Granby?"
"That's a good question, Nelson. .... I tackle problems as they arise. GOD will lay our paths, as he did so splendidly in the past."
"So you're GOD's warrior, so to speak?"
"If GOD sees me like that, I'm only too happy to stand my ground in GOD's forces."
"Here is to your mission, Granby family!"
"Cheers!"
"CHEERS!"
Excerpt #2
* SUNDAY 19th of May 1974
I woke-up at twenty past seven, in the morning with Brit still lying beside me in her uniform.
"Sweetie! Sweeeetiiiieeee!"
"Yes, Madame?"
"Would you like to get up with me?"
She suddenly sat in bed, coming up like a jack-in-the-box and said "What's the time?"
"Don't worry, it's OK. Sleep if you want."
"No I can't, Madame. I have to have a very quick shower, get dressed, do breakfast and ...."
".... rest."
I kissed her forehead and tried to calm her down, but to no avail.
I smiled when she got out of bed, saying
"I have duties, Madame. I have to look after Sir and you."
The door opened and Sasha came in, obviously hearing us talking.
"Breakfast is ready, Ladies. It's Brit's free day!"
"Free day? I don't want a free day!"
"What will the union say, if they'd hear that?" Sasha joked.
"Sasha is right, you'll need a free day, at least once a week! How could we!"
"Madame! Sir! I do not want a free day!" she insisted.
Sasha and I were looking at each other in utter surprise.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Free day means going out and see other people and worse of all, being away from you!"
"Yeeeessss ....?"
"I don't want to be away from you. Not a second away from any of you! I am the happiest when both of you are around me. You hurt me,
when you send me away!"
"No free days, never .... ever!"
"Promised, Sir?"
"Yes Brit, but today, I made breakfast and tonight you'll be going out with Mike, OK?"
"Yes, Sir!" and she smiled again, our Littleone.
Gwendolyn pulled her close and kissed her cheek. "I'm sorry Sweetie, I never want to hurt you."
"I know Madame."
"Let's have breakfast now. I made it and Gwendolyn will serve us."
"Yes! That's fun!" my girlfriend replied with joy. She put one of Brit's aprons on and instantly became one of the sexiest maids in the
World.
When I entered with my selfmade, fresh cheese-omelettes, I suggested
"Why don't we dress properly and have a walk in the park, like a normal family on a Sunday morning?"
"We all should dress in white! On a day like this, there's no color more appropriate, anyway."
"I love the idea! What do you think, Littleone?"
"Me too, Madame. It's a wonderful idea, Sir!"
"We'll look like ordinary parents with their daughter."
I couldn't believe what I had just heard and burst with laughter.
"Us?! .... like ordinary parents?!"
"Sasha!!!!"
He now realised how ridiculous that sentence was, laughing out loud as well.
I looked at Brit, who just grinned and said
"I guess we could easily achieve that, Madame."
As I became immediately interested I asked
"How?"
"I have a memorabilia of my youth, a white dress from when I was fourteen, still in the wardrobe and some white flatties, cut like
ballerinas, in white patent leather. I'm sure I'll find some white knee-socks, too. I kept that as I wore it to my holy communion."
"SEX-YYYY!" slipped my mouth.
"That sounds nice." Sasha added.
"If Madame dons a great make-up and I none, I guess we easily could impersonate a young, urban, well-off family."
"I'll be also dressing to the occasion, but I won't shed my stockings!"
"That's not necessary. Even Brit can wear white stockings with her knee-length socks." Sasha added.
"If that isn't hot!" expressing my excitement.
"I find the idea extremely sexy!"
Brit smiled thankfully.
"To top it all, we could go to a church with you two flashing some welts!"
"Oohhhh. This is too much. I just flooded!"
"I'd suggest the St. Sean's Church, within walking distance." Sasha smiled.
"When's the next mass?"
"On Sunday mornings, usually one follows the other."
"How do you know?
"You know, I lived virtually around the corner and on a Sunday walk, I stumbled into there, stayed for a while and witnessed one mass
following the other."
"This is incredible!"
"We'll encounter two displays there. One of you two flashing your welts plus the display of blatant hypocrisy. I guarantee for both. And
what I'll guarantee on top of all of that is, that Brit will be the center of the attention."
"You reckon?"
"You'll see. I guess that we'll be contacted, regarding Brit and I wouldn't exclude, that she's be contacted directly."
"What do you mean, Sir?"
"By 'contacted'?"
"Yes, Sir."
"There will be people trying to talk to you, to exploit you. They won't stop, even when parents are around."
"What will we do, if that happens?"
"It will, I'm sure."
"Will we go along with their proposition?"
"Sure! Wouldn't you like to learn more?"
"Certainly! .... This is exciting!"
"I don't mind them liking pretty kids, but recruiting them in a church, tells you their satanic background. People think of a church
as a safe-haven. Who would expect a bunch of pederast devil-worshippers in there?"
"Quite."
"To them, it's a grand slam, dragging an innocent child out of there."
"I see ...."
"It is a big difference between them and us, practicing only consensual, careful and loving educational sex, versus them probably
raping kids."
"Is it that what they do?"
"It is more common than you think. Even torturing and killing kids is not out of the ordinary."
"My GOD!"
"From the outside, it might look like we're exploiting children, but when you look at it in cold daylight I ask, who is exploiting
whom?" and he smiled.
"Exactly." I fully agreed.
"In effect, we're their puppets, not vice-versa. They are free to do whatever they like to us, whereas we would never force them to do
what we'd want."
"So true, Sir." Brit added.
"So let's finish our breakfast and get ready. I think we'd rather take a radio-cab than walk."
"The neighbors ...." I agreed.
During us dressing for the occasion, I was thinking about Sasha's statement and was disgusted. I suddenly wanted to get to know more
about those people, get into their inner circles if possible and actually see what's going on behind their closed doors.
Having experienced satanic rituals, even in Kenya, I was convinced that there was lots of it in Europe.
I had chosen a Jacky O. like, X-line, high closing white dress, going down to just above my knees, 4" white pumps, white RHTs and
loads of pearls around my neck and wrists as jewellery. My lingerie was white and of the new kind, with a 1/3-cup bra. Finally, a
broad-brimmed, white hat with long veil and Chanel handbag did it for me.
"Madame!" came from the bedroom door.
I turned and nearly fainted. A ten to twelve-year old girl was standing in the doorframe.
"How do you like it, Madame?"
"Come here, Littleone!" I called-out and spread my arms.
She ran towards me and I caught her, lifting the small corps to level my eyes.
"I always forget how small you are, without your high heels."
"12 centimeters make a huge difference, Madame." she answered when I put her back on her feet.
"How do you look underneath your dress, dear?"
She immediately lifted the hem over her naked pussy and turned around to bend over.
"Balls AND plug, Littleone?" I didn't mention her white stockings and suspenders, as that was normal and to be expected.
"Don't you like it?"
"Like it? I love it! And I see that you're clean-shaved as well!" Instantly I reached for my hem, copying her move.
Brit pulled on the thread of my balls, without displacing them and pushed the plug a little further in. Finally, she kissed my slit.
I turned and dropped my hem saying
"That was lovely, dear. Shall we display ourselves to Sasha now?"
"I can hardly wait!"
"You're so cute, Littleone!" I said, bowed down and kissed her forehead.
She looked up at me, in total delight.
"Are we going to church now, mommy?" she acted.
I first wanted to laugh, but then I found her role-playing voice and question exciting, so I answered
"Yes Sweetheart, but first we'll let your daddy see your dress."
She ran down the hall, toward the livingroom, shouting
"Daaaa-dyyyy!" I had to control myself not to burst with laughter.
When I turned the corner, she was sitting on Sasha's lap, sucking her thumb, whilst her skirt was up around her bum.
Sasha looked at me and laughed quietly. I smiled broadly, saying
"You haven't commented about our Littleone's outfit."
"What can our daughter be other than beautiful?"
"Am I beautiful, daddy?" Brit asked, like a real Littleone. Even her voice was dead on the spot. She must have studied Colette's
behavior and use of language, intensely.
"You are the most beautiful, sexy Littleone and I know that you will be the ideal bait to attract those sharks."
"I want to go now, daddy."
"Do you know what you have to do?"
"When I sit, get down on my knees and sit again, I will let them see my stockings."
"Good girl."
"What if somebody will talk to you?"
"I answer them nicely, but won't tell my address or phone-number."
"That's right, my Sweet."
"What if somebody wants to touch you?" I asked.
"I let it happen?"
"Yes dear, but don't let them touch your balls or plug. Promise?"
"Yes, mommy."
"What if they ask you to go with them?"
"I say that I would like to, but that I'll have to ask you or daddy, first."
"What if they say that you shouldn't?"
"I'll tell them, that you won't have anything against that, as I have been with many uncles and aunts before, playing with me."
"Perfect!"
"I think we're ready to go!"
"Can I have a drink first, daddy?"
Sasha looked at me in utter surprise, nearly helpless.
"Sure, daddy will let you have your drink, Littleone." I answered and found the whole thing very sexy and utterly hilarious at the
same time. From Sasha's face I was able to read, that he felt the exact same.
"Oohhhh, this is soooo big, daddy ...." Brit said when she held his dick in her hand and we all had to laugh loud!
Fifteen minutes later, we were in the cab and after another five, we were in front of the church.
Although we weren't dressed provocatively at all, heads spun around, no end, when the all-white brigade emerged from the back of the
cab.
The closer we came to the crowd, waiting outside in small groups, the more we were able to make-out the perverts.
They were the ones, who just couldn't take their eyes off Brit, following her every move with such a cold, waning stare in their
eyes, letting shivers run up and down my spine.
"I sense you see them." Sasha whispered.
"I can not only see them, I can feel them!
"Their eyes are those of dead fish."
"Yes." I said and bent down to Brit.
"I know you feel'm too."
"Spooky, Madame, they're like ghosts!"
"Shall we leave?"
"No, no way!" she answered and smiled.
"We'll have to be in church first and sit down, before everybody else gets in. That way, we give the pervs the chance to surround us.
Although I'm afraid to blow our cover, I tend to choose seats right in the back. That'll make it easy for them."
"Sounds a good plan."
As we were passing the different small groups, having assembled right in front of the church, we were greeted by the most perverted
starers with a friendly smile and even the scattered small bow. It WAS spooky. Nevertheless, we smiled and bowed back.
Brit's act was immaculate, appearing as she was untouched by all of the action, being in her own World.
The organ began to play and that was the sign everybody was waiting for.
We entered the church as one of the first and judging the crowd, Sasha chose seats right where he expected the last occupied row to
be.
As soon as we sat down, we were surrounded by four couples with children from eight to ten, eleven, maybe even twelve, although there
were masses of benches totally empty right up front.
Sasha had me sit in the middle with Brit to my right, playing the rich twit, nerdy, non-threatening type to perfection.
A mass in a roman catholic church always reminded me of an aerobic class with all that sit, kneel, stand, sit, kneel, stand, kneel
business, but just THAT was the ideal for our purpose.
When the branch office manager of St. Sean's came on stage in his maxi skirt, so fashionable in those days, we all stood up and
worshipped the transvestite's presence, like in a courtroom, where they also wear dresses.
I learned from Sasha to see things as they really are and I was happy to be able to look straight through their paradigms and trained
behavior. As Sasha always said 'The only place you won't find GOD, is a church'. I didn't know how to handle his statement that
religions are business-models at first, but the more I thought about it, the more I looked back into history, the more I knew that he
was right.
The churches are no less than the money-changers, Jesus had thrown out of the temple .... may he be GOD's son or not.
I could feel the stares continue. Even a mother, sitting in front of us, couldn't resist to crane her neck to see more of Brit. When
she realised that I had seen her stare, she smiled at me and I smiled back, a touch too friendly for a caring mom, but just right for a
pedo mom, having her daughter on display.
During a little break of song and dance, Brit crossed her legs. The rustling of her nylons went through the air and all of our
soon-to-be friends were looking first at Brit and then at each other, smiling unnoticeable. Just a fraction of a second after that, I
let them hear what kind of underwear I wore, which created forcefully dampened havoc amongst them. They became fidgety, to say the
least.
Now it was crystal clear, that all of those proper and bourgeois families surrounding us, were of the same kind, a club with a
motto, so to speak.
When the audience was asked to sing the second song, which never made the charts, although having been around for hundreds of years,
the woman, next to Brit handed me a songbook and with visibly shaking hands pointed at a column with a sign, telling me where to find
that specific piece. She mimicked a super-slimy friendly smile to camouflage her nervousness, but couldn't resist to caress Brit's hair,
just before she led her hand back to holding her songbook. Brit looked up at her and gave her a smile, which must have gushed the about
35-year old's gusset.
I looked over to Sasha, on whom I wanted to dump the songbook, just to see, that he had one in his hand, already.
He leaned over and whispered into my ear
"The excuse is that you cannot sing, when you don't know the tune, even if you have all the lyrics." he smiled.
That invaluable hint took a tremendous weight off my chest, as I knew that this would most likely be the next to come from my
friendly neighborhood spiderwoman. Anyway, the crowd around us, knew all the tunes and all the lyrics. No need to say, that they sang
the loudest, so it seemed.
A little later, it was kneeling-time and instead of kneeling with both knees, Brit decided to only kneel with one, thus giving an
obviously tremendous view onto her welts and taut suspenders. I saw from the corner of my eye, that Mrs. Songbook nudged her husband and
he even bent-over to have a look.
After that, I knew that the next contact was imminent and I didn't have to wait for long.
When the cult-boss climbed the stairs to the pulpit, it was contact time. She opened the conversation by whispering
"Isn't it a lovely ceremony?"
Although I wanted to puke because of all that burning rubber, I answered.
"Yes, we hadn't been for long."
"Oh that's why."
"Lived in Saudi-Arabia for years, difficult to find churches there."
"There are none, as far as I know."
"That's what I meant."
"Oh yes, certainly!" she smiled.
"We just came back last week and moved to the neighborhood. Would you just excuse me for a second?"
"Oh yes!"
I whispered to Sasha "Ashley, not family name, been Saudi for years."
"Dick, no name, that's all."
"Philips."
"OK."
I turned back to the hag and said "Sorry, I had to remind my husband on something important and before I forget ...."
"I know what it's like, dear." she oversmiled.
"By the way, my name is Ashley. Ashley Philips and that is my daughter Philis."
"Hello Ashley, hello Philis! You like church?"
"Oh yes, Misses ...."
"Needem-Daily, Kitty Needem-Daily, but you and your mom can call me Kiddy."
"My name's Philis Philips."
"What a sweet name for a sweet girl like you!" and again, her shaking hand caressed Brit's hair.
"She's our pride!"
"I can imagine. How old is she?"
"Our tall girl, just became eleven." I said to move a possible obstacle right out of the way.
"Must be her daddy, he's very tall."
"We're sure that's the case."
"Her blond hair is another, very good indicator."
"Oh yes!"
"Mind you, I wondered if you have something to do after church. We'd like to invite you to our regular get-together, after service."
"Can I just ask my husband? I never know what's planned. He likes to surprise us."
"We have an invite."
"Here too."
"Will we go?"
"What do you think we're here for?!" he whispered and smiled.
"Brit is Philis Philips." and now I smiled. Sasha giggled.
"Philis like in Syphilis?"
I giggled and returned to my new-found 'friend'.
"We'd love to accept, Kiddy!"
"That's highly wonderful! You'll bring some time, don't you?"
"Certainly. My husband told, that there was nothing on the agenda."
They swallowed the bait, hook, line and sinker.
"Today we'll be meeting at our place, right around the corner from here. We can walk, if you don't mind, Mr. Philips?"
"A walk will do us all good, Mr. Needem-Daily." I heard Sasha say.
"Please call me Justin."
"Then I'm Dick for you!" I nearly laughed loud and looking at Brit, she was on the verge of blowing it all.
"You do have a delightful daughter, Dick. So pretty, so blonde, so .... innocent."
Kiddy was listening to every word her husband said as well and I sensed, that this was the initialisation.
"Innocent? Our Philis? It might appear that way, but I wouldn't call her innocent ...."
"What makes you say that, Dick?"
"We spent long years in Saudi-Arabia and kids are treated differently over-there, as you might be very well aware of ...."
"Oh I am, please continue." he nearly dribbled, spilling the beans.
"We always had in mind that our sprog would be brought up free and easy by us."
"Quite the same with us."
"When she grew up and as we are free people with nothing to hide and the temperatures in these areas are HOT, to say the least, we
preferred to run about the house, completely naked."
"That is very understandable, Dick. We for instance, do the same, although temperatures are not as high."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, Dick."
"In any event, one day when my wife and I were .... err .... private, Philis stood in the door, watching us."
"Interesting!" the arsehole said, sporting a visible boner, Kiddy was also breathing a little heavier.
"I asked Philis as to how long she was already watching mommy and daddy and she answered, that she watched us for some time."
"Oh yes, Dick? What did you do?"
"As kids do not have a good feel for time, I asked her, what she had seen, the moment she began to watch."
"Clever, Dick!"
That was the second incident, where we nearly blew it all. I coughed to camouflage my laughter and Brit just ran away, quickly
bringing some yards between her and us, but Sasha had no problems, whatsoever and he continued as if nothing happened.
"You won't guess what happened next, Dustin."
"Justin."
"Who is that?"
"Justin is me. Dustin is over there."
"Did I say Dustin to you, Justin?"
"Yes, you did, Dick."
"This is awfully embarrassing to me. How could I ever make up for this? Terrible!"
"Don't worry. I have already forgotten, Dick."
"Did I really call you Dustin?"
"Yes! .... No, you didn't, Dick."
"I think I did and I am terribly sorry."
"No Dick, you didn't. I misheard. Dustin, Justin, who cares?!"
"How could you be Dustin, when Dustin is over there? That's impossible!"
"I have no problem with it, Dick. Really."
"But I have!"
"What happened next, you wanted to tell .... Dick, please."
"I am a little confused now, Dustin. How could you possibly be in two places at the same time?"
"I am Justin and this, over there is Dustin, Dick! You see him?!"
"Yes, I see him and he doesn't look at all like you. How could I have mistaken him for you?"
"You didn't! You just swapped the name, not the faces, Dick."
Sasha began to stagger around, as if he was blind and said
"I better go home now. This is far too weird. You tell me I can swap faces? How would I do that?"
"OK, Dick. You hear me?"
"Loud and clear. What makes you think I can't?"
"I think that you can hear very well, Dick."
"Why do you ask, then?"
"I am Dustin and over there is Justin. Is that OK with you now?"
"Now YOU are confused, Justin. First you think I could swap faces, then you say I can't hear and now you say your name's Dustin, when I
know for sure that your name is Justin, as Dustin is right over there!"
Brit and I were, a long time ago branched off to the side, with our backs to the crowd, as we just couldn't hide our laughter
anymore. I looked over my shoulder and saw Kiddy get into the middle of it all.
She put her arm around Sasha's shoulders who was still miming the unstable and quietly said
"We'll go to our place now, Dick. You sit down, have a large vodka or a brandy and relax. Then you pick-up the story again and
everything is fine."
"You want to make me drunk?"
"No Dick. It'll help you to regain strength."
"I have to warn you. I can't stand too much alcohol."
"Just a sip."
"Just a sip?"
"Just a sip, Dick."
"You'll have a drink with me, Dustin?"
"Yes Dick, we'll have a drink together."
"OK. Ashley, Philis, let's go!"
It was so hard to stay normal after all this, but we somehow came through it all.
Sasha had managed to get himself an enormous advantage. They thought he was a turd, not a nerd. A dork.